An MNF Halftime to Remember
If you like lap dances, and you’re looking for the best lap dance in Vegas, I’m here to report it happens one day a week, between the hours of approximately 7 pm and 7:15 pm, four months of the year.
The good news is that we are currently in the middle of that four-month period–September to December–and the dances are occurring at Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club (club review / club website) every Monday night through December 22.
I’m talking about Sapphire’s halftime show at the club’s Monday Night Football Parties.
The clock runs out at the half, with the Eagles creaming the Panthers, and you hold up a dollar. You have a fistful in your other hand. Within seconds, that buck is grabbed and you have a dancer in your lap pulling her top off.
Sapphire’s Full-Contact $1 Halftime Laps
At Sapphire, the halftime laps are full-contact, in-your-hands, in-your-face, in-your-lap lap dances of the type that Sapphire is famous for 365 days a year.
And this dance will be about more than just a brief glance at the dancer’s titties. At Sapphire, the halftime laps are full-contact, in-your-hands, in-your-face, in-your-lap lap dances of the type that Sapphire is famous for 365 days a year. Thirty seconds later the DJ tells the dancers to grab the next dollar and you can give the dancer you’re with a another dollar to keep her there for another 30 seconds, or let her fade into the night as a different dancer grabs the next buck you’re holding up.
Some guys keep the same dancer throughout the whole 15 minutes of halftime. Some guys do a lot of switching. I counted the number of switches during the Eagles/Panthers game, and there were 30 dollar dances during that time. Let me tell you something guys: This is 15 minutes of high-mileage fun for $30. Fifteen minutes out on the floor would be five consecutive dances at $20 each. That’s $100 for 15 minutes. This is 15 minutes for $30, and you can make your own decisions on whether you want to switch from the girl you’re with or keep her.